I feel I'm always coming here with strange requests
Okay, strange, strange request this morning, so let’s see if we can come up with something. I’m looking for a PB. Male. Teenager, around 16 but in RPland we know this means he can look about 25 if we really play our cards right. No preference on hair or eyes, style or colors. There is really one requirement he needs to fulfill.
He needs to look like a kicked puppy.
And I don’t mean in just one or two icons he’s got an attractive looking pout. I mean I need a lot of icons where he looks like he hates his life.
Now, this is not the FML where his girlfriend was murdered and his parents are villainous robots and it’s just that level of awful, so no one or nothing that looks incredibly pained. I’m not going to steal a perfectly good PB of hardcore angst and waste it on my boy. This kid is more of the broke a mirror and has got seven years of spontaneously expiring parking meters, gum on his shoes, constantly tripping and falling over things, and always missing the bus sort of bad luck.