Title: Absolutely Straight
Author: ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) freckles42
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: R
Warnings: ( I find warnings to be spoilers, but if you must know... click. )
Themes/kinks chosen: Lesbians
Word Count: 1059
Disclaimer: All characters portrayed are at least 18 years of age. None of the characters herein belong to me, all are JKR's, who is nice enough to let us play in her sandbox.
Summary: Ginny Weasley is absolutely straight and she's going to prove it to Nymphadora Tonks the only way she knows how.
Author's notes: None, for once!
( Ginny Weasley wasn't gay )
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Title: Baby Boom - or, An Alternative to the Epilogue
Word Count: ~500
Rating: G
Warnings: SPOILERS THROUGH DH.
Disclaimer: None of the characters herein belong to me, all are JKR's, who is nice enough to let us play in her sandbox.
Notes: It was decided that we needed a reworking of the epilogue. I had heard a rumour months ago that it would be in a Rita Skeeter-style article. Well, I couldn't quite channel Rita, but I thought perhaps a gossip column set about eight years after the end of DH would work, too. No ships have changed, though a few more are implied. I hope you enjoy!
( Baby Boom - SPOILERS THROUGH DH )
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Title: Harry Potter and the Dubious Hackery, chapter 35: The End of the Franchise (title by nimori)
Length: ~2200 words
Characters: loads. Harry, Ginny, Hermione Voldemort, Neville, Bellatrix, Snape, and so on.
Summary: It's the end of the road for Harry and Voldemort - HOW WILL IT END?
Disclaimer: None of the characters herein belong to me, all are JKR's, who is nice enough to let us play in her sandbox.
Notes: Written for a cracktastic challeng months ago, but now it's under flock on her journal, so I figured it was time to repost it here. It works as a standalone, too, which is why I feel fine tossing it up here. In any case, it's a little cracky but sometimes I wish this is how it would end. And I swear, if there are any "spoilers" in here, it's unintentional, since I wrote this back in March. ♥ Enjoy!
( Harry licked his cracked lips, holding his broken arm close to his body in a vain attempt to protect it. )
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Title: Bigger on the Inside (Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover)
Characters: Harry and the Doctor
Rating: G
Word Count: 702
Summary: The Doctor has a surreal encounter.
Author's notes: This is my first time writing the Doctor, ever. I don't really know what to think of myself right now. This might be one of the worst ideas I've had. *hides*
( What's an old Muggle police box doing in the middle of Hogsmeade, anyway? )
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This piece has been locked down until the LJ/6A storm passes
Title: Quidditch Queen
Characters: Padma Patil/Ginny Weasley
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Padma and Ginny are up to something naughty in the Quidditch locker room.
Disclaimer: All characters portrayed are at least 18 years of age. None of the characters herein belong to me, all are JKR's, who is nice enough to let us play in her sandbox.
Author's notes: I originally wrote this for ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) daily_deviant for their February challenge and posted it here. Whee!
( Quidditch Queen )
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Title: Silent Comfort
Characters: Ron/Hermione/Harry
Warning: none
Word Count: 2671
Rating: PG-13 (for non-explicit sex scene)
Summary: Just hours after Voldemort's defeat, Harry finds his world has been upended in the one way he never expected it to. Ron and Hermione only do what comes naturally.
Notes: Originally written for the triofqf fest and posted here. Was going through my own archives and decided it was time to post it over here. I rather like this story.
Disclaimer: All characters portrayed are at least 18 years of age. None of the characters herein belong to me, all are JKR's, who is nice enough to let us play in her sandbox.
Challenge: #42: When the War ends, the trio returns home. Harry is expecting to re-unite with Ginny, only he finds she's already with someone else. Ron and Hermione's attempts at comfort lead to something else.
( Silent Comfort )
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Title: Straw and Roses
Characters: Ginny/Luna
Rating: R
Word Count: 1855
Warnings: Brief voyeurism, first time
Notes: written for allathewish for hpvalensmut.
Disclaimer: All characters portrayed are at least 18 years of age. None of the characters herein belong to me, all are JKR's, who is nice enough to let us play in her sandbox.
Tagline: Luna is nothing like Ginny expected, but everything she could have wanted.
( Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it’s not there )
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Title: Forgotten Dreams
Characters: Tom/Ginny
Rating: R/NC-17 - NWS
Word Count: 1937
Warnings: ( spoilery warning )
Disclaimer: All characters portrayed are at least 18 years of age. None of the characters herein belong to me, all are JKR's, who is nice enough to let us play in her sandbox.
Notes: Written for its_art for the wizard_love exchange. :D
( When she opened her eyes, she was back in the Chamber )
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Title: Best Treats for smutty_claus 2006.
Gift For: violetfishy
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Ron/Ginny
Summary: Ron follows a mysterious note to a Muggle club and it leads to much more.
Warnings:Slightly rough sex, semi-public sex, incest (obviously)
Disclaimer: All characters portrayed are at least 18 years of age. None of the characters herein belong to me, all are JKR's, who is nice enough to let us play in her sandbox.
Author's notes: violetfishy asked for: Light bondage, mutual masturbation, first time sex, teasing, orgasm denial, cunnilingus, almost public sex, being caught masturbating, established relationships, sex during detention, incest. I didn't hit them all, but damn, did I try. They just refused to be at school, so I had to work with them going out to a club (which is such a cliché, I know, but whatever. The characters demanded it!). Contributed under my regular LJ name.
( He didn’t blink for fear that he would lose her again )
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Here is your home entry to the Hogwarts Porn Studios series. Even if I mess up the links in between the entries, I'll always do my best to have them correct here.
Hogwarts Porn Studios is what happens when Harry Potter meets Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, in a very bad way. Imagine, if you will, that all that smut that everyone writes has been made into real pornos... what happens when they step away from the set? We have set out to answer that question (well, and to make note of some of the things that happen on the set, as well).
I need to say thank you to my friend "Joe," who helps to write the dialogue. He is also an invaluable resource for the inner workings of a porn studio and always answers my questions. And, of course, none of this would have happened if he hadn't just taken it that one step further and tempted me to pursue it.
WARNING AND DISCLAIMER
Warning: Hogwarts Porn Studios is smut. It is filthy smut. There is girl/girl sex. There is boy/girl sex. There is implied boy/boy sex. There is a lot of group sex. There is drug use. There is dubious consent. There is corruption of innocence. If you can think of it, we've probably included it in here. There is no plot, nor do we pretend that there is one. Oh, and even though it's in my profile, I'll say it again: DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU ARE NOT AT LEAST 18, or if reading/viewing explicit material is illegal where you live. This carries a XXX rating, the strongest you'll see. ETA: Also, I realise that certain characters' accents are completely over-the-top, but that's to emphasize that these are American porn stars trying (and failing) to do various accents from around the United Kingdom.
Disclaimer: As for the Harry Potter characters mentioned? I'm making absolutely no money doing this, and make no claim to them. They belong to JKR, who might just pee herself if she ever came across this story. Also, everyone portrayed is at least 18 years old.
Got through all that? Still want to read this crazy thing?
Yeah, I thought so.
Part 1 * Part 2 *
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Title: War Crimes
Pairing/Characters: Ron/Percy, mentions of past relationships
Rating: R for dark themes, brief sexual situations, and abuse of fine literature
Word Count: ~6750
Warnings: unwitting mindfuck, incest (obviously), a bit dark
Disclaimer: These characters are JK Rowling’s. I do not make money off this. All quoted and formatted bits are from T. S. Eliot's The Waste Land. Sadly, I do not own this, either.
Summary: Ron, Percy, and Remus are locked up in Grimmauld place to protect them from the world. Or is it the other way around?
Author's Notes: Originally written for lipsticked for the percy_ficathon. Many thanks to emiime for her patience and cheerleading and the beta. Any remaining mistakes are my own. Hilariously, this is actually the longest fic I've written (Hogwarts Porn Studios aside). I had a blast writing it and I really hope everyone enjoys it. :D
( War Crimes )
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