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| 2006-10-05 09:52 |
| Art: Morag MacDougal: A Girl and Her Broom (G) |
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Title: A Girl and her Broom
Character: Morag MacDougal
Rating: G
Disclaimer: All characters portrayed are at least 18 years of age. None of the characters herein belong to me, all are JKR's, who is nice enough to let us play in her sandbox.
Notes: Drawn by request for a friend (actually, the same friend who helps with the dialogue for Hogwarts Porn Studios). Morag's quiet, got a thick Scottish accent, and is very sporty and quite fit. She's also a bit short (about 5'4"/1.63 m). She doesn't care much about clothes, so she tends to stick to Montrose Magpies shirts (her favourite team, of course) and (men's) jeans, which she has to cuff up. She's a beater for the Ravenclaw team and has a wee bit of a temper, particularly when people cross her or her friends. This drawing was done with a 2b pencil, then inked with a variety of pens, then coloured with my lovely prismacolour markers while I watched the Tigers beat the Yankees. I cleaned it up a little in photoshop. It's still pretty raw, but I'm pretty happy with it.
( a girl and her broom )
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Title: Realignment - ch. 1: Sensory Changes
Rating: PG (for this part)
Characters: The Hogwarts ensemble cast, featuring Cedric Diggory and Albus Dumbledore in this part.
Summary: Cedric survives the Maze of the final challenge and there are consequences.
Word count: 1500
Warnings: Mention of major character death.
Disclaimer: None of the characters herein belong to me, all are JKR's, who is nice enough to let us play in her sandbox.
Notes: This is a gift for minisinoo, on the occasion of her birthday, in response to the challenge she set forth. There is more to come, but this is definitely a start. *smiles* Happy birthday!
( Sensory Changes )
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Characters: Morag McDouglas, Justin Finch-Fletchley, and Hannah Abbott
Rating: XXX
Word count: 936 (for this section)
Notes: Home Entry (with explanation - please read first!)
( HPS - 1 )
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Here is your home entry to the Hogwarts Porn Studios series. Even if I mess up the links in between the entries, I'll always do my best to have them correct here.
Hogwarts Porn Studios is what happens when Harry Potter meets Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, in a very bad way. Imagine, if you will, that all that smut that everyone writes has been made into real pornos... what happens when they step away from the set? We have set out to answer that question (well, and to make note of some of the things that happen on the set, as well).
I need to say thank you to my friend "Joe," who helps to write the dialogue. He is also an invaluable resource for the inner workings of a porn studio and always answers my questions. And, of course, none of this would have happened if he hadn't just taken it that one step further and tempted me to pursue it.
WARNING AND DISCLAIMER
Warning: Hogwarts Porn Studios is smut. It is filthy smut. There is girl/girl sex. There is boy/girl sex. There is implied boy/boy sex. There is a lot of group sex. There is drug use. There is dubious consent. There is corruption of innocence. If you can think of it, we've probably included it in here. There is no plot, nor do we pretend that there is one. Oh, and even though it's in my profile, I'll say it again: DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU ARE NOT AT LEAST 18, or if reading/viewing explicit material is illegal where you live. This carries a XXX rating, the strongest you'll see. ETA: Also, I realise that certain characters' accents are completely over-the-top, but that's to emphasize that these are American porn stars trying (and failing) to do various accents from around the United Kingdom.
Disclaimer: As for the Harry Potter characters mentioned? I'm making absolutely no money doing this, and make no claim to them. They belong to JKR, who might just pee herself if she ever came across this story. Also, everyone portrayed is at least 18 years old.
Got through all that? Still want to read this crazy thing?
Yeah, I thought so.
Part 1 * Part 2 *
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Title: How the Seven Weasley Siblings Learned to Share (and Came Out On Top)
Authors: emiime and freckles42
Word Count: 5178
Rating: NC-17 (seriously, this is pretty much just all smut - just how we like it)
Summary: The adult Weasley children like to indulge once in a rare while - after all, what else are family reunions good for?
Disclaimer: We don't own any of the Weasley children, much to our dismay.
Notes: Our first collab, and it turns out that Weasleycest brings out the porny, productive side of both of us.
( How the Seven Weasley Siblings Learned to Share (and Came Out On Top) )
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Title: War Crimes
Pairing/Characters: Ron/Percy, mentions of past relationships
Rating: R for dark themes, brief sexual situations, and abuse of fine literature
Word Count: ~6750
Warnings: unwitting mindfuck, incest (obviously), a bit dark
Disclaimer: These characters are JK Rowling’s. I do not make money off this. All quoted and formatted bits are from T. S. Eliot's The Waste Land. Sadly, I do not own this, either.
Summary: Ron, Percy, and Remus are locked up in Grimmauld place to protect them from the world. Or is it the other way around?
Author's Notes: Originally written for lipsticked for the ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) percy_ficathon. Many thanks to emiime for her patience and cheerleading and the beta. Any remaining mistakes are my own. Hilariously, this is actually the longest fic I've written (Hogwarts Porn Studios aside). I had a blast writing it and I really hope everyone enjoys it. :D
( War Crimes )
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Title: Mixing Spirits
Fandom: Earth’s Children (The Clan of the Cave Bear series)
Rating: R
Characters: Jondalar/Ranec, Ayla
Warnings: crackfic, eventual mpreg
Summary: Jondalar and Ranec want a child of their very own. What to do?
Disclaimer: The characters herein belong to Jean M. Auel and I am making no profit from these efforts, nor is any infringement intended.
Notes: This is thanks to a great conversation between myself and cork, and basically her fault. *grin* We both agree that the Earth’s Children series needs more crack (hell, it needs more fic, period). And who better to facilitate a male pregnancy in pre-historic times than Ayla, the Ultimate Mary Sue? And so she invents lube and in vitro fertilization. You don’t need to know much about the series to read it; just know that the Zelandonii are a tribe. And yes, the language is deliberately ridiculous. :D Enjoy!
( Mixing Spirits )
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Title: Don't Fight It
Pairing: Sirius/Percy (yeah, you read that right).
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: ( warnings always feel like spoilers to me )
Word Count: 445
Summary: Percy doesn't care for Sirius Black, but Sirius can't seem to resist a reminder of his lost youth.
Notes: Written on the fly while talking to emiime, who insisted I write and post it after I came up with this pairing. Yay for rarepairs. I hope you enjoy! Percy is 17 at the time of this fic. Sirius is... older. XD
( Percy didn't like the look of Sirius Black )
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