72 virgins, Miles Edgeworth? Excuse my candor, but are you sure you'd know what to do with even one...?
In any event, I think you've got it all wrong. The afterlife isn't supposed to be desirable, or what's the point of living? Besides, I've always pictured a more Judeo-Christian afterlife, with fire and brimstone and frequent beatings. Perhaps I could even get a job there.