"BIG" handwritten in everlasting ink next to "KNOB". Scrap of parchment attached to neck of bottle reads: This reminded me of you, but they clearly made an error on naming it. I fixed it for you.
Two bottles of marshmallow vodka. Scrap of parchment attached to neck of one bottle reads: Fluff bottle and extra bottle, in case of emergencies. I gave it a go and it was not too bad.
On scrap of parchment tucked into Flirting 101: For your continuing education and betterment. Best of luck!
A cookbook.
A signed copy of A Very Rebellious Christmas.
Scarf messily used to wrap bottle. Scrap of parchment attached to neck of bottle reads: Seems only fair I pay you back for the firewhiskey. If you ever need a drinking buddy, I'm free. The scarf's for when it gets cold out.