Feigning: Texts

( Hi, you've reached Poppy. I'm not available right now, but leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. )

( Hello, hello, baby, you called? I can't hear a thing )

( Hi, this is Larissa's phone. Sorry I can't take your call - leave your name, number and reason for calling and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. *beep* )

( Hi, this is Kevin Whitby's phone. I can't take your call at the moment, but if you leave your name and number after the beep, I'll get back to you. If you're calling about The Daily Review you can contact me via the Student Radio offices, and inquiries about the Equestrian or Hiking & Outdoor societies can be re-directed via the London University Student Union. Thanks! *beep* )

( This is Leon Beery's answerphone. No, I don't have a witty message. If it's important enough to not hang up and try again, it wastes both our time, doesn't it? You know the drill. *beep* )

And they / bored you / But I / don't want to cry / or talk for hours
to a machine / on the end / of a telephone line
Oh it just kills me / when all you've got to do is call
Oh do it any time / 'cause there's never no-one home / never no-one home
( Leave your message on the ansaphone )

( but here's my number, so call me maybe )

( character's phone )

Put your character's voicemail message here.

[list phone capabilities like text, emails, IM, video, picture, etc]