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[Viola's iPhone can do the usual smart phone functions: text, email, calling, taking pictures, and browsing the internet. She doesn't actually know how to any of the functions on the phone beyond making calls. (Someone really needs to teach her because once she does she will be a texting fiend.) Her ringtone is Tchaikovsky's Sleeping Beauty waltz.]