I want to play Deadpool with Nega (bffs!) or Vanessa (bffs with benefits!) or in some horrifying crossover where he ends up stuck in the DCU and cannot understand why Tony Stark wear that goofy bat suit (this would optimally be opposity Harley, but Wonder Woman or Nightwing could be fun).
orrr
Harley Quinn against Ivy (Gay, duh, but I aint tryna write smut here), or J (really just so she could beat the everloving piss out of him, or maybe in some au redemption arc?)