Very deliberately, Waki reached out, placed his hand flat on the ninja's chest, and pushed back.

Not before the man grabbed his wrist, but the ninja still sat down hard on the bed. Both dogs stood up and slunk closer.

Waki's eyebrows rose as he took a step to catch his balance. "Very dangerous. As for 'we', I mean me and my hallucinations. They're amazing. Really. You'll see them, you'll smell them, you might even touch them. But don't worry! They're not actually nurses helping to push the cot down the hall while you three continue your love-in. In fact, we're not going anywhere at all. You're safe in here. Just lie back and think of Konoha. The motion of the ocean is all you're feeling. Now let go of my arm."