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Garrus Vakarian, All-Around Turian Bad Boy (hardlyangelic) wrote in fairharbor,
@ 2016-10-29 18:32:00

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!network post, commander shepard, garrus vakarian, veronica mars

[Mars Investigations Or Whatever The Hell We Call It Now]

Police two towns over have got a dead body with absolutely no sign of foul play. Here's the catch, four mistresses and a wife all turned up to identify the deceased and they're all blaming each other. Ned, suit up. Anyone want to run backup with me on this?

[Tali]

What're you doing tonight?

Best part of this Earth Holiday is that I can run around without the glamour and be appreciated for who I really am. Also, there's sales on alcohol.

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	Tali/Garrus. ihaveashotgun 2016-10-29 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Uhhhh what I do most nights? Building an army of limbs that I leave laying all over the floor. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Tali/Garrus. hardlyangelic 2016-10-29 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds like one hell of a missed opportunity. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	goodshepard 2016-10-29 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	It's pretty great. I mostly mean the cheap liquor, but your face is okay too, I guess. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hardlyangelic 2016-10-29 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	I have it on good authority that humans can one day overcome jealousy, so there's hope for you, Shepard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodshepard 2016-10-29 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Don't count on it, buddy. You wanna crash a Halloween party? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardlyangelic 2016-10-29 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	Just one? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodshepard 2016-10-29 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, probably, greedy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardlyangelic 2016-10-29 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Underachiever. Sure, I'm up for crashing just about anything with the old team. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodshepard 2016-10-29 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	We can do more than one, but that means no driving. And if you and Tali get so drunk, you fall down in a ditch, I'm never letting you live it down. Fair warning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardlyangelic 2016-10-29 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Shepard, When did you turn into a boring parent? Regards, The Universe (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodshepard 2016-10-29 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Uh Look, not wanting you to drag your ass around town when one party is perfectly good enough doesn't make me boring. Lazy, maybe, but not boring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardlyangelic 2016-10-30 12:01 am UTC (link)
	As long as it's a good party. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodshepard 2016-10-30 12:02 am UTC (link)
	That I can work with. No substandard parties for this crowd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardlyangelic 2016-10-30 12:05 am UTC (link)
	If I don't hear "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite party in Fairharbor," I'll be disappointed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodshepard 2016-10-30 12:19 am UTC (link)
	I don't say that shit for free, Garrus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardlyangelic 2016-10-30 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Good man. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mars investigations or whatever the hell we call it now lordofthepies 2016-10-29 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	What? That's great, let me get my shoes, I'll be right there. I mean, it's not great. It's not great, a guy is dead, but it's that or be shut inside my house trying to avoid the fact that Halloween vomited all over Fairharbor. No signs of foul play but the wife and mistresses are all pointing fingers? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mars investigations or whatever the hell we call it now hardlyangelic 2016-10-29 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, we'll learn more when we investigate. Maybe you can find out a bit more from the dead guy. It's great all around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mars investigations or whatever the hell we call it now marshmallowmars 2016-10-31 09:44 am UTC (link)
	This is so tawdry! I love it. I love it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mars investigations or whatever the hell we call it now hardlyangelic 2016-10-31 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like "Sure, Garrus, I'll come with as backup." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mars investigations or whatever the hell we call it now marshmallowmars 2016-11-01 09:36 am UTC (link)
	Now that you mention it, I could use a little excitement in my life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mars investigations or whatever the hell we call it now hardlyangelic 2016-11-01 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	You're in luck, that's something I'm good for. (Reply to this) (Parent)