I appreciate that, sir. I heard a rumor you were trying to have me tailed, before I really knew what was going on--not that I ACTUALLY know what's going on now, but I at least know that a lot of people randomly became their Tales. And uh, our Tales weren't exactly like. Best friends.
But in case there was any like, lingering suspicions, I can confirm that I am at least two degrees less shitty than the original Jack.