Ladies: Now through Whenever The Fuck This Stops Being Necessary, we'll be offering free self-defense classes at the gym for ladies of all types, sizes, ages, and experience levels, 7PM on Mondays. And by 'we' I mean 'I,' but the gym is very graciously allowing me the use of a really nice timeslot in one of our largest group training rooms, so kudos to them.
Bring your sisters, your moms, your friends, your daughters (of any age, so long as they are old enough to listen to instructions with some kind of reliability), your coworkers, all the ladies you know--if we fill up the first slot, we will add another. And another. And we will keep doing this until every single woman in Woodsbridge feels prepared to kick the patriarchy in the mouth. Mundane family members are equally welcome if you have them in town.
Now. IF you'll excuse me, some of us need to get ready for karaoke. And to see Fantastic Beasts again tomorrow. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT YET, come with me. I have Every Flavour Beans enough to go around.