(1) RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?? It's like JASPER, HOW ARE YOU A FUNCTIONAL ADULT WITH YOUR LIFE IN ORDER? WIPE THAT POLITE SMILE OFF YOUR FACE THIS INSTANT. (2) God, I bet it only took him four years to graduate from college. Fucking JASPER. (3) Lay's BBQ chips, fuck me up. Or Doritos. I wanna lick all that nacho cheese dust off the chip and then my fingers and then my shirt.