teresa tway, the original gone girl. (mermazing) wrote in fableless, @ 2016-07-23 21:57:00 |
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Entry tags: | ! texts/phone, sumner grace |
WHO: Sumner Grace & one of his NPC best friends from college, Clare Stevens (Pretty with a C), as previously seen here.
WHEN: Saturday 23 July; The Remembrance Ball.
WHERE: Sumner's at the Crystal Palace in Woodsbridge, Clare is on the East Coast.
WHAT: Sumner is one half of the classiest super best friends pair ever AKA some texts between long-distance BFWBs.
WARNINGS: Sexually suggestive content, demeaning language.
CREDIT: Code from quibblercons.
You're going to die prematurely and alone, never having had a boyfriend, penetrative sex or even having been taken on a real date. Oh my god, CLARE I already TOLD YOU I would not text you this year. The total people in this text chain who believed that was true is my favorite magic number. Have you asked any men to dance yet? Firstly, screw you. Your favorite magic number-ly, I don't WANT to ask men to dance. I want to BE ASKED. Not ALL OF US take actual joy in refusing to dance with attractive men literally BECAUSE they did not wait patiently for you to ask them You subscribe to society's ideas about romance an annoying amount, we knew this. ballselfie.png Chucks with Alexander McQueen? You stupid slut. You actually are going to die alone and unfucked. Got chucks on with Saint Laurent, gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty~ You are not pairing a perfume I bought for you, with money I could've used for a new Kate Spade purse, with those shoes. :) Get alone. If you're going to be a stupid slut, you might as smell like one as well. I didn't bring a change of panties. • • •
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