Salutations from evening bio lab! I'm Erin, I'm new, and I got hot sauce in my bag (swag). More importantly, I bring you RITA SKEETER.
Rita is the successfully product of a really shitty family (who constantly hit her up for $$), now lucratively working for Daily Prophet after destroying the career of a respected Wizengamot member who was up to some very not-respectable things. Uncanny talent for digging up dirt via a carefully applied combination of research, informants, blackmail, and spying (*cough*unregisteredanimagus*cough*). Slytherclaw. Use to get into bitch fights at school about who was better, Plato or Xenophon. Rita cares about three things in this world and that's luxury, hyperbole, and a good story--and also big dogs. She's here to sensationalize the war, throw more shade than a palm tree, and spill all the tea.