RedCouchAddict (redcouchaddict) wrote in eskimo_kiss, @ 2010-04-25 04:09:00 |
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Entry tags: | [tutorials] german101 |
Cracky German 101
So yeah, a while back I started doing some cracky German Lessons based on AWZ, (Cracky? Me? I know right? That’s crazy! LOL!)…and now I’m bringing them back her at EK! Since many of you have probably no idea what I’m talking about, I figured I would start by recycling because that is the thing to do now catching you up on some of what I’ve posted before. (Those of you who have seen these before, just pretend that is new stuff, k?) I’m thinking that if not too many stones are thrown at me, and somehow you find them even remotely amusing, we can keep doing them. Y/Y?
Oh, just in case you were wondering, I don’t necessarily follow the Rosetta Stone lesson plans! AT ALL!
When I say now, I mean NOW! [JETZT IST JETZT!] You know, sometimes you need things done pronto - not tomorrow - not the next day – you need things done NOW! And if you –like Roman in episode 683 - just happen to be high on drugs that *ON A SHOCKING SOAP PLOT TWIST* were hilariously mixed with you nasal spray –so be it! (RedCouchAddict does not recommend the use of drugs of any type in order to achieve an optimal delivery of this line.) Go revisit this epi – awww look, Mike and his Rock Star shades are still around on this clip – and if you remember he even gets groped a little by Roman.
My bad, my bad, my bad: [ES TUT MIR LEID] OK, so we all f*ck up every now and then, right? Sure we do. So in such cases, you can apologize in German. It sounds much better than I’M SORRY. Of course if you want to be an extremist, you can be like Jenny and crazily accuse your self-loathing-good-for-nothing boyfriend of cheating on you with the lame circus twat and THEN lamely apologize. See episode 632. Although —- in retrospect, that lame circus twat did steal Jenny’s boyfriend, so….
Pftt, don’t doubt my knowledge of stuff! [ICH WEIß WAS ICH WEIß] There are things that we just know, you know? We can sense when someone is sketchy, when someone is just no good, when the milk is too lumpy to consume on its liquid form, or when a little extremely self-righteous-way-too-peppy- girl tries to move on our man. Oh, we know! *stern look.* So, this little phrase is just useful as a validation statement of I KNOW WHAT I KNOW. Watch episode 628 and you will know why this is so fitting for our favorite conniving Steinkamp!
Huh? WTF???: [WAS IST LOS?] I personally like to use this as “WTF is going in here?” But you know…to each its own. This is a very easy phrase to remember and you will find that you hear it ALL THE TIME! You see- AWZ can be educational - Go revisit episode 574 – if not for anything else than to say bye bye to the whole rentboy plot…
Oh btw - I’m sorry Marian but if I was you my answer would’ve been *TIGHTER!! TIGHTER!! - PLEASE DON”T LET GO!*
This is lesson is actually the first lesson I ever posted, and clearly I don't believe that there's ANY Eskimo who doesn't know what it means. But I'm sleep deprived so you will have to indulge me..Bitte???
How to get Your Way: [BITTE] You want someone to do you a solid? You know, a favor. Well my friend, according to the AWZ world you must do like your mama told ya and ask “PLEASE.” However do not forget that as you deliver this line you must use your most charming and devastating “puppy face.” It works wonders for Deniz. Watch episode 325 and closely examine Deniz’s face as he begs his dad for some cash – apparently that boy could’ve asked any fangirl to get in a van and help him bury a body and she would not have asked why….
(Ha! I just noticed that a few of these kinda infer to the one that shall not be named. LOL! Soz!