YOUR VAMPIRE SCENARIO IS NOW CANON. I DECREE IT SO. *in actual pain from laughter*
And IDK why, but I like all scenarios that feature transgender!Frank so much more than Franziska, lol. I mean, she is cute, and she should ABSOLUTELY HOOK UP WITH VANESSA IF SHE INSISTS ON BEING A GIRL, YES, but basically, YES THIS:
Or Franziska decide she's actually a boy, then they can all be gay together. (Hahahaha, IDK why, but this just doesn't work as well if she's a girl).
*loves*
And inappropriate boners and forced room-sharing! Yeeeees. And we must also have a scene where Little Öztürk is in the shower and Flo comes storming in because he needs to talk about his Frank-related boners RIGHT THE FUCK NOW and Little Öztürk is all, "Er, dude, do you mind, showering" but no no no, it cannot wait, and like his brother, Florian is given to oversharing so showerbound awkward boner scenarios ensue.