Name: Spaghettitoes but my parents spelt it 'Christine' (they pronounce it wrong too *eyeroll*)
Age: Early-mid-twenties on the calendar, by behaviour - an over-informed 5 year old.
Location: A Scottish cave with lots of crude yet explicit cave paintings
Position Applied for: General Maintence more specifically Minion/Evil Scientist. I have my own tools, chemicals and an appropriate lack of morals. I also have sufficient disguises to go about my duties unnoticed.
You are locked in the ice rink overnight. Do you...? - Clearly your choices are for the public and not staff members. I would, of course, use the concealed dungeon extrance in the storage closet, availing myself of the wonderful facilities and well-trained staff therein before returning to the ice rink in time for my fanfic rescue. (the Dr Steinkamp-Schwarz course on how to fake hypothermia was the best investment I have ever made).
Fandoms (in addition to AWZ, obviously): AWZ is the one and only I actually participate in! *loves sparkly Eskimos* But I like (and lurk a little) Supernatural, Merlin, Doctor Who (DT is the best and I'm liking Amy more than the Doctor so far with 11), Torchwood (until Ep 4/5 CoE and all the fail therein), House, Ben10: Alien Force (I know, I know, it's shameful) and probably loads of other (Star Trek) but more than anything I want to get you all addicted to The Professionals for its brilliant, early 80s drama fun and well....Bodie-Bodie-Bodie!!!
Fannish activities: hmmm....:P Fanfic but I'd loved to vid if my computer were up to the task (it was crafted by cave men) and fan art in it's many forms if I could just find a programme that works the way I think!
Prosecco, raki, or Maximum+vodka? *bows dramatically mumbling something about being teetotal and hopes no-one notices* Thank you and goodbye!