Hi hi! hahahaha, I love your attitude to General Maintenance. Now if you could just rig it so the second shower is permanently out of order and people HAVE to share, I think this will be an excellent employment relationship ;)
So happy to hear you got tempted out of lurkerdom! Active commenting is an excellent place to start as far as activities goes. And hey, I'm more than up for a Maxivodka party about now. Bring on the drug-induced hallucinations!