(The Official EKP Medic thing is not so much official as me going "oh brother, if they're wailing NOW, we'll need medical staff for sure later. HALP!")
I would also like to throw in a quick support voucher for this application by pointing out that this woman actually came up with "Dramatic Irony." (Well, the special kind.) I think it was ep 817 or thereabouts, I was concerned about the amount of nipplespam in the comments and yelled, "Quick, gimme some pretentious Literary Concept that could be used as code for 'nipples'!" She yelled back "DRAMATIC IRONY" and the rest, as they say, is history.
Not, erm, that I'm sure that supports a Change Room Monitor application so much as just "educated perv", but y'know, thought I'd throw it out there anyway, lol.
Item No. 67 on To-Do List: Drag eyerolling Significant Other into active fandom. CHECK.