What position are you applying for and, in one sentence, explain why you are qualified?: General Maintenance Crew because I have my own toolbox and know how to use it. I should probably warn you though 1. I'm not so good with elevators so they tend to get stuck a lot and 2. I have a tendency to turn the thermostat down extra low when I leave for the night (to save energy or something like that). I hope this won't be a problem for you?
You are locked in the ice rink overnight. Do you (a) call to get out (because of course you have ample minutes on your phone), (b) dramatically beat against the door as mascara tears stream from your eyes, or (c) cheerfully freeze until morning, since you know fanfic's cure for hypothermia?: If I go with B during the night while I'm all alone locked in the ice rink, does that stop me from receiving the hypothermia prevention techniques the next morning offered in option C?
Fandoms (in addition to AWZ, obviously): I watch a LOT of stuff and read fanfic for a few things, but AWZ is my main fandom (and the only one I've actually wanted to participate in for a long time.) :0)
Fannish activities, past/present/future (vidding, fic, meta, etc.; if you lurk, that's okay too - interested in dipping your toe into anything in the future?): I lurk. I like to think that over the years I've become a pretty good lurker too. This fandom, though, (and everybody in it) is just way too sparkly for me to only be a lurker. I want to join in the fun! *nervously waves and says hi*.
As for Fannish activities go, my creative writing skills are pretty much nonexistent, and I don't know how to make videos or icon's or anything.... so I guess for now I'm just gonna stick with actively commenting as my fan activity of choice ;) :).
Prosecco, raki, or Maximum+vodka? (Not that we encourage imbibing of alcohol while on the clock.): I'd have to go with Maximum+vodka - but only if I could share the experience with somebody. There's no fun in hallucinating all by your lonesome!