Name: Aldi (no it has nothing to do with the store, yes people use it in RL, yes I totes think of it as a real name) Age: OLDER THAN SLEEPING BEAUTY'S GRANDPA. Location: D'you know, I have no idea where the Igloo is physically located. It has penguins and polar bears (and a lot of fish for all the people who need to NDFUG) so it's either some Arctic/Antarctica hybrid or it's Nordland where Kiki Kufenflitzer lives, although I don't think our penguins can talk. I also live in Sheepcountry, or New Zealand. What position are you applying for and, in one sentence, explain why you are qualified? PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO THE CONTROLLER. I am an extraordinarily talented multi-tasker and have mastered the art of bending the space/time continuum, which is exceedingly useful should the Controller find himself in compromising situations with certain figure skaters in elevators because I can squish time so the incident in question whooshes past in an instant and no one will notice it; I have been asked to apply actors' make-up although I ended up delegating to the PR personnel (delegation also being one of my special skills), I bring my own headset and spying equipment, and I am capable of both following and constructing extraordinarily long sentences. You are locked in the ice rink overnight. Do you (a) call to get out (because of course you have ample minutes on your phone), (b) dramatically beat against the door as mascara tears stream from your eyes, or (c) cheerfully freeze until morning, since you know fanfic's cure for hypothermia? C all the way, baby! I have a ridiculous affection for the good old hypothermia trope. *pets it* Fandoms (in addition to AWZ, obviously): I'm not actively fannish anywhere else (still working on stretching time THAT far), but I love, adore and fangirl over Firefly, Buffy, HP, Sandman/Lucifer, Queer As Folk (UK only, I loathe the US version), Torchwood (I, erm, love CoE *ducks*), anything with a good gay storyline and/or lots of glorious crack (HELLO VELVET GOLDMINE, I'm looking right atcha). Fannish activities, past/present/future: I write fic, although I've been seriously slacking lately; I dabble in art occasionally; I love making music mixes (usually not for public consumption, as my music tastes are deeply uncool); and I really really need to get into vidding because I have a list a mile long of stuff I want vids of, and if I lived 500 years I couldn't pay off all the ones I want in sexual favours if I made other people make them. So yeah, that's next on the list. And I love doing rambling character analyses and meta-ish things and Making Fun Of Shit, a.k.a. spoofs of all sorts. Prosecco, raki, or Maximum+vodka? Prosecco, ideally with strawberries while tied to chairs in forest cabins. Mrrrr.