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Tweak says, "You broke my banana!"

Hermione Granger (trustingnature) wrote in escapemechanism,
@ 2009-05-18 00:25:00

Entry tags:

brain, pinky, seeley booth

Brain? NARF! Has anyone seen Brain? I'm not sure if he'd be a mouse or a rat or a person because I know that when I woke up this morning I was a people but Brain might not be. He's small, white, and has a long... long tail. I don't have a tail anymore.

Anyway. If... anyone sees him, I would like to find him! I'm a bit worried, NARF.

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	pondering 2009-05-17 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	Pinky would you stop that incessant chatter? I can't even hear you and you're giving me a headache. Now. Where are we? Why am I even asking you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-17 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	BRAIN! BRAIN, I HAVE FINGERS AND FEET AND KNEES AND SCRATCHES! but not finger-feet. Or a tail. And... I don't know where we are Brain! NARF! I was talking to a very nice lady, and she was saying that a lot of us have come over from where we were before. BUT WE'RE DIFFERENT NOW! Are you different too, Brain? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pondering 2009-05-17 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Yes Pinky, I appear to have managed to acquire myself a human form. Finally, after all my years of plotting, I am that much closer to taking over the world! I could be President! PINKY! Are you pondering what I'm pondering? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:11 am UTC (link)
	YES! If we get tubes of construction paper, and paint them white, and cover them in fur, and a whole lot of tape, we could make fake tails! Brilliant! Narf! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pondering 2009-05-18 02:14 am UTC (link)
	... No, Pinky. This is my our ticket to world domination! We have human bodies; it will be all too easy to lull the public into a false sense of security right before we take over the world! All we need to do is invade the hierarchy. It's so close I can taste it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Ohhhh! How are we going to lull them, Brain? Is that like a lullaby? Are we going to sing to them! OOOH! I know several catchy tunes! ♪ This is the song that never ends... ♫ it never ends! ♫ no it goes on and on my friends... ♪ BRAIN, SING WITH ME! YOU KNOW THE WORDS! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pondering 2009-05-18 02:25 am UTC (link)
	If you do not stop that I am going to find a tuba and stuff you into it. And I do not care that you will not technically fit in. I will make you fit! We just have to make them believe we mean them no harm. Without singing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:36 am UTC (link)
	But Brain! ♪ This is the song that never ends... ♫ ! I can't just... just stop singing it! I haven't finished it yet! Oh. Okay. So we... have to be nice to them? I can do that Brain! I'm very good at it! ~~... ♪ Yes it goes on and on my friends... ♫ ...~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pondering 2009-05-18 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Yes Pinky, just be yourself. And don't mention what we're up to. And no singing. Ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:39 am UTC (link)
	... Just going to throw this out there ... If you're planning World Domination plots? It's... useful to private them so that other people can't read them. But, hey, your call. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pondering 2009-05-18 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Quiet Pinky, it's one of them! Hello fellow human. How are you this fine ~~what bloody time of day is it?~~ evening? Disregard that up there. Just playing around with my associate. We're quite the jokers, us two. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:47 am UTC (link)
	... Right. Well, uh, you "fellow humans" just... keep right on with whatever you were doing. Just thought I'd drop in and... uh. Share that little tidbit of information. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pondering 2009-05-18 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Thank you for your advice, kind citizen. I will be certain to take it under advisement. Carry on. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:48 am UTC (link)
	... Is he gone Brain? What do we do now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pinky pondering 2009-05-18 02:50 am UTC (link)
	We keep things quiet. Clearly this one is onto us. We shall have to be particularly vigilant from now on. Private messages only. Still no singing though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pinky trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Private messages from now on. Okay. ... May I sing if I sing quietly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	BRAIN! trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Private messages from now on. Okay. ... May I sing if I sing quietly, Brain? Pretty please? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pinky pondering 2009-05-18 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Very quietly. If I hear you, it will be to your detriment. For now I trust you can handle yourself amongst the other humanoids? I need to make ... friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pinky. I mean BRAIN! trustingnature 2009-05-18 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Yay! ♪ Some people started singing it not knowing what it was... ♫... Oooh, sure Brain! Should I make friends too? I was talking to this one lady earlier and she was very nice! We had a lovely conversation about finger-toes before I said I was looking for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pinky. pondering 2009-05-18 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	By all means, Pinky. Just try not to narf too much; they'll think you're insane. Insane people do not win the hearts of their adoring public. (Reply to this) (Parent)