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Tweak says, "I haven't slept in six years."

Hermione Granger (trustingnature) wrote in escapemechanism,
@ 2009-05-18 00:16:00

Entry tags:

barney stinson, surprise golem, ted mosby

TED! TED! TED, I AM TELLING YOU YOU HAVE TO BE HERE. YOU WERE IN DAUPHINMARE YESTERDAY! ~~OR I ASSUME, SINCE YOU WEREN'T IN~~ THAT IS SO NOT THE POINT.

TED! TED THEY HAVE A REALITY WITH A MACLARENS AND THE MACLEARENS IS EMPTY TED BUT ALL THE BOOZE IS STILL THERE.

TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, TED. TED! WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING STOP BECAUSE THIS IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT!

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	illusionshatter 2009-05-17 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	It means we can have free booze? ~~Why do I get the feeling that's not what you mean?~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-17 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	TED! NO! Well yes. BUT IT MEANS SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT TED! WE COULD HAVE *OUR OWN BAR* TED! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illusionshatter 2009-05-17 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	We did that once, remember. It didn't turn out so well. At all. Mostly because we discovered that having our own bar is hard work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:14 am UTC (link)
	TED WILL YOU QUIT TRYING TO RUIN THIS FOR ME?! WE HAVE NEVER IN MY ENTIRE SPAN OF MEMORY OWNED OUR OWN BAR. CLEARLY, YOU ARE REMEMBERING INCORRECTLY THAT THE LAST TIME WAS A FLOP, OR IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WERE OWNING IT WITH THE CLONE-ME AND THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT TED. YOU OWN ME THIS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illusionshatter 2009-05-18 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Right. The time discrepancy thing. Fine. We can open our own bar. But if it starts being too much work again, I'm blaming you. ... is there a reason you're talking in all caps? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:28 am UTC (link)
	YES! TED, THIS IS AWESOME. YOU AND ME, RUNNING OUR OWN BAR! IT'S GOING TO BE LEGEN - WAIT FOR IT... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illusionshatter 2009-05-18 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Lemme guess. DARY? I need to learn how to mix drinks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:34 am UTC (link)
	....DARY! AND I AM TALKING ALL IN CAPS BECAUSE OF THE SHEER AWESOMENESS OF THIS ENDEAVOR TED. AND WHY AREN'T YOU HERE YET?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	illusionshatter 2009-05-18 02:35 am UTC (link)
	All right, all right. I'm on my way. Just ... stop shouting. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	surprisetalents 2009-05-18 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Barney? Where are you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh shit Surprise! I... was... um. New York, 2000s. A bar called MacLarens? Can you use your little... mechanism yet? It should be able to take you right here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	surprisetalents 2009-05-18 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh. All right! Just let me get dressed and I'll be right there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:37 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh sweet Jesus~~ Why bother getting dressed at all? Perfectly innocent question, I'll have you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	surprisetalents 2009-05-18 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Because I'm going out in public, silly. ~~Besides I could always undress again when I got there.~~ I hope I can use this thing properly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Surprise trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:41 am UTC (link)
	...Uh, Surprise? ... I'm really glad you're here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Barney surprisetalents 2009-05-18 02:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm glad you're here too Barney. I was a little nervous when I showed up on The Couch and you weren't there. Do you think I should wear the little blue skirt with the pleats of the white one with the tiny roses on it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Surprise trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Mmm. Which one do you like better? Because I'm pretty sure that the moment that you step through the door I'm just going to rip it off you anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Barney surprisetalents 2009-05-18 02:52 am UTC (link)
	The little blue one then. Less to rip. Okay. Just putting my shoes on and then I'll be there. Oh! Can I go behind the bar? I've never been behind the bar! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Surprise trustingnature 2009-05-18 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Surprise, you can go wherever you'd like. We can ~~have sex~~ go behind the bar, on top of the bar, outside the bar, on tables in the bar, against the wall in the bar... Whatever you're little heart desires. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Barney surprisetalents 2009-05-18 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Wonderful! K. Be right there. Wish me luck! (Reply to this) (Parent)