It's a Brand New Day

Hey, Eden-- I know I promised I'd turn over the keys to the mansion, but I swear they're still cleaning up, okay? I've got no idea how those centaur hoofprints got on the ceiling, there's a water nymph who won't stop calling me because I happened to jump naked in the pool and didn't see her (she's a water nymph, duh) and don't get me started on what we caught that one satyr doing. (I'm sure you wouldn't have wanted to keep that couch, anyway.)

I'm not the bad guy.