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Lulu Bell (switchform) wrote in erato_dr,
@ 2013-04-29 14:28:00

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the C U P C A K E meme

THE CUPCAKE MEME

Once again for inexplicable reasons, there are cupcakes everywhere. There are tables set with trays overflowing, so much so that cupcakes are showing up in the strangest of places. Nightstands, dressers, the pillow next to your head. Will you indulge? Careful, these cupcakes are anything but ordinary. Have fun~ ♥

[how to play]

1.) Post a comment with your character, their name and fandom / any particulars and or boundaries you have.
2.) Someone replies! Either they can roll for you, or in your reply you can roll the dice (or cheat) and see what cupcake you get.
3.) To roll, go to the Random Number Generator (min 1 max 13) and match it up with the cupcakes on the list.
4.) Tag partners do the same in the next comment, and everybody’s got their cupcake! Effects are immediate upon consumption and last however long you like.
5.) Still feeling hungry or unsated? Have another. Effects stack.

[the cupcakes]

[Vanilla cupcake with a strawberry on top] - #1: lust

You’re suddenly very hot, heady and you need someone. You don’t care who, you just want them and you want them now.

[Vanilla cupcake with orange frosting] - #2: rough/hate-sex

You might like them, just know them or you might hate them… but God, you just want to fuck them senseless. Roughly. Until they're raw.

[Lemon cupcake with yellow frosting] - #3: instant dom

You have a desire to make this person submit to you, by any means necessary.

[Cherry cupcake with red frosting] - #4: instant sub

The mate of the lemon cupcake, you find yourself wanting to submit entirely, to serve this person in any way you can.

[Vanilla cupcake with pale blue frosting] - #5: Exhibitionism/ voyeurism

You feel like putting on a show. Sex in a public place? Easily overheard? Or maybe you invite someone to watch. Maybe you’re the one invited, or stuck overhearing.

[Slightly crumbled cupcake with crooked icing] - #6: Murphy’s law

No matter how hot it is or how close you are to climax, something’s going to go wrong. Distracted? Too soon? Fall out of bed? Someone walk in? Interrupted in other ways? Oh my.

[Chocolate cupcake with berries] - #7: Cross dress cupcake

You just landed yourself in an entirely different outfit.

[Chocolate cupcake with mint frosting] - #8: Bondage

Surprise, you just got tied up in things. To things? Maybe even to people. The type of bonds can vary and change.

[Vanilla cupcake with cherry on top] - #9: Sensory deprivation

You just lost one of your senses completely. Now, just what will bring it back?

[Chocolate cupcake with peanut butter frosting] - #10: Sex swap

Your body just changed, time to get to know it!

[Marble cupcake with mixed frosting] - #11: Sweet lovings

You’re feeling… romantic. Very, very romantic.

[Mini-cupcake glittery trio] - #12: Threesome!

You think it's time to spice things up, this time with... a third body in the bed.

[Plain cupcake] - #13: Grab-bag

Choose, combine or make up your own!

Enjoy! ♥

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	chipswiththat 2013-05-13 10:11 am UTC (link)
	[ Bloody hell that feels fantastic and seeing as he isn't trying to make it last in the least, she'll win the game all too easily. His fingers curl in her hair, muscles involuntarily tensing and the only warning she'll get is a choked off grunt deep in his throat as he hits his limit. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

needmymp3
2013-05-13 05:54 pm UTC (link)

[And she stays with her head bowed, lips to him when his body jerks and she carefully swallows. A beat of concentration and she slides back, tip of her tongue over her damp lips and her thumb wiping the corner crease. One reason she stayed down was just sheer curiosity about vampire anatomy and function. The more you know.

But she crawls back up his body.] You tried. [But she ground your storytelling to a halt.]

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	chipswiththat 2013-05-14 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Please. I haven't even begun trying. [ Right. So maybe he's a touch impressed. He keeps his hand on her head, lazily combing his fingers through her hair. So content. Well. For now, at least. ] Don't think you won anything just yet, poppet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-05-14 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Psh, you barely got five words into your story. [She says while slouching to fit next to his side, hand against his chest. Particularly fond of the feeling of having her hair played with she tips her head against his head with a lingering grin.] I'd say finish it, but I think I know the ending. [Since he's still here.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-05-15 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Blood, fire, shagging... you didn't miss much. [ Unless she's into guys yammering on about their exes. ] Maybe we should try that in reverse, hmn? Your lit'le game. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-05-15 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	You want to beat my high score? [She asks while splitting a crooked smile and tapping her finger against his chest.] Alright. I'd like to see you give that a try, sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chipswiththat
2013-05-16 04:38 pm UTC (link)

Life is nothing without challenges. [ Not that he believes this will be one of them. Oh no.

He shifts out of their cosy little snugpile to push her onto her back, mouth moving to her throat so he can drag his teeth and tongue over her pulse. He may not have any kinky little toys implanted but he does have a lack of breath and even the coolness of his flesh might do a thing or two to spice things up. ]

Go on then, pet. Tell me a story.

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needmymp3
2013-05-16 05:50 pm UTC (link)

[There's a good little shudder there, it feels good and her head lolls back pulling her skin taut beneath his lips. It seems a little daring, remembering what he is, but perhaps that's part of the charm sleeping with a vampire. The excitement.

Or you know, the lack of breath. That'll be a big one quick enough.] I could tell you about the most phenomenal wipeout on a course I ever had. Broke my leg in three places but still finished second.

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chipswiththat
2013-05-16 09:41 pm UTC (link)

[ If he's going to bite her — which he might — he's not going to go for the throat. There are better places. Hotter places. ]

Stubborn... my kind of girl. [ And downwards we go, over her collarbone and down her sternum and then to the side, over supple flesh. His teeth soon find a nipple, carefully pinching and teasing it to stand, cool tongue playing over it. ]

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needmymp3
2013-05-16 09:52 pm UTC (link)

Most people'd call me stupid for th- at. [She finishes that sentence on a stilted note, taking a deep breath reflexively while looking down at him. Teeth cause a shudder and the spread of goosebumps and she chews her lip before looking back up at the ceiling. Better that way when you want to keep talking. Need to, competitively.

Pretty men doing naughty things are a distraction.] Got a medal though. And a cast. Pictures of a medal next to my cast. The whole shebang.

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	chipswiththat 2013-05-17 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not most people. [ Half-muffled against her. He continues downwards, keeping himself close to her body as he shifts so she can feel the brush of his skin against hers. There's a good amount of kissing and licking happening along the way, but he's quite set on his goal. ] That better not be the end of your story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-05-17 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	[Unf, ceiling's not the same amount of eye candy so there are glances downward.] It was the end of my down... hill career for a while, though. [Hip shifting is a thing, lifting just off the bed for a good second. It just so happens she pauses in talking there, also for a good second. Did we say unf yet?] Not the worst way to go out in my opinion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-05-17 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	It does pack a punch. [ Go on. Don't mind him as he settles down between her thighs, teeth dragging along her soft skin towards more interesting areas. He's not going in for the kill quite yet though. It's more fun if he can make her squirm or perhaps even agree to some unorthodox tricks. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-05-18 03:30 am UTC (link)
	That's how I got started with... computers. [Breath hitch #1.] Haven't entered any contests since, shit happened. [Her thigh twitches, knee bent and heel digging into the mattress.] I miss the slopes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-05-18 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Such a lit'le dare devil... [ Another drag of blunt teeth against skin. ] Makes me wonder though... just how daring are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-05-18 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Got something in mind? [She makes a sound, mostly from the back of her throat.] I'm listening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-05-18 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	There's a spot... just about here. [ Tongue swirl. ] Get th' bite just right, and... well. I think you'll like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-05-19 01:13 am UTC (link)
	[Getting thirsty? She blinks down at him for a second. You know, you picked a good person to ask here. She is pretty adventurous.] ... You've done this before? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2013-05-19 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Plenty. [ Never with someone who's alive. Details. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-05-19 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. Just make sure nobody has to put 'death by misadventure' on my tombstone, alright? [She can't not try shit, though. That's just who she is.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chipswiththat
2013-05-19 08:07 pm UTC (link)

Trust me, I've shagged enough corpses to appreciate a warm body when I get one. I'll be gentle.

[ There's a creak of bones shifting into ridges and he shoots her a yellow-eyed glance before bowing his head again, fangs lightly dragging along his skin as he works his way to the sweet spot on her thigh. The bite itself is quick and not particularly deep, just enough to break skin and draw blood. ]

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needmymp3
2013-05-19 08:30 pm UTC (link)

That's the way to make a girl feel sexy. [Comparing her to corpses. Mentioning corpses. Mentioning sex with corpses. All of the above, though it's not said in any particularly scolding manner because 1.) he just put his creepy face on (and it's awesome) and b.) thigh being bitten, attention shooting to that with a soft noise and a stiffening of her leg.]

Ow. [It didn't really hurt; it's quite softly said in fact.]

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	chipswiththat 2013-05-19 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	[ Technically she's having sex with a corpse right now. It's a compliment. He hums with amusement at her soft little ow before carefully pulling his fangs out of her skin, lips closing on the wound so he can work it with his tongue. Suckling, massaging her flesh with his mouth, pressing the blood out. It's a nice little mid-sex snack alright. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2013-05-20 01:03 am UTC (link)
	[Well corpse isn't the hottest word in the dictionary, okay. She sucks in a breath through her teeth, on the edge of squirming. On one hand it's nice, really nice, hence the squirming. But on the other there's that pinch of pain, but she's relaxing her tensed shoulders.] I'm not supposed to keep talking, am I? Snow, there was snow. The end. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chipswiththat
2013-05-20 02:38 pm UTC (link)

[ Surest way to get a stiff tho.

He gives an amused noise against her thigh before pulling off the wound to move on to more interesting areas. Nothing fatal or even all that dangerous about the bite, although it'll probably bleed for a little longer and stay tender for several days.

He lets the vampiric features melt back to human before moving in, tongue and lips fluttering along her groin before finally pressing firmly against her. ]