Elysium IC

[Summit Employes/Trainees]

you know, i've heard all my life vampires will suck the life out of me if they get a chance, but no one ever told me why

what is it about fae blood that's so tasty? are we like candy? does the flavour change with skin colour? would i be mocha? how's that work, anyway? are different people generally different flavoured even without the fae influence?

and what's all the fuss about vampires biting people. i know a girl who loves it. how's being a beautiful milkshake fun for anyone? what's this glamour magic you lot have that i hear about? is it like mine?

since everyone is posting pictures of their pets, i'm going to too.

her name is snack.

[Filter to Opal AKA the Cheerful Dead]
Did you leave the room unlocked today? Because seriously... please don't do that.

[Filter to Graham Cracker]
Are there security cameras around this place?

[Filter to Gidiot]
Have you been murdered yet?