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Wes (wassupwes) wrote in ecorridor_rpg,
@ 2009-02-25 16:59:00

Current music:	Say Anything
Entry tags:	#feb2023, *roomofrequirement, n.cadwallader, s.loupe, w.longbottom

Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too...
Who: Wes, Nox and Simon
When: Wednesday after dinner
What: KIDNAPPING (*gasp*)
Where: The Room of Requirement
Rating: W is for weed...

Wes blinked slowly, a puzzled, rather black expression on his face. He exchanged a glance with Nox before looking back at the bronze eagle knocker before them. It was obviously the perfect plan, because it was Wes and Nox who'd thought it up, this clearly made it the best idea ever. What could possibly go wrong? It was so simple it was brilliant! Break into Ravenclaw, find Simon, hit across the head with something (or, you know, jinx him), and drag him to the Room of Requirement, where the two of them would introduce him to the wonders of home-grown herbs! Loosen him up a little!
But there was one fatal flaw in the plan; getting INTO Ravenclaw Tower. But how hard could that be? Just answer some question and you were in!

"Um, what?" Wes asked quite rudely.
'If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a roof, on which side will the egg roll off?" The door knocker repeated patiently.
Wes frowned and shrugged, "What kind of question is that?"
"You shouldn't answer a question with a question," The knocker replied, with a cocky air, despite its perfectly level tone. Wes gripped his wand, but really, there wasn't much he could do against a charmed door. He tapped his foot in annoyance, "I dunno! Whichever way the wind is blowing!"
"Wrong," The door answered.
"Well, fine, whichever way its arse is pointing!" Wes growled impatiently.
"Sorry, one guess only. You must wait for someone else to answer correctly, so that you may learn."
"ARGH!" Wes roared in frustration and lifted his hand as if he intended to punch the door, but instead turned to Nox and pointed at the Bronze eagle, "Got any clue? I don't wanna stand around all day waiting for someone from Ravenclaw to wander along man."

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noxout
2009-02-26 09:13 pm UTC (link)

Nox was preparing to gloat at his success over Wes' failure in the riddle-solving -- Nox knew they were riddles and not general trivia questions, after all -- when he saw Simon standing in the doorway and prepared to take him hostage. Nox's idea of kidnapping someone was a little more traditional than Wes', it would seem; he was planning on throwing Simon over his shoulder and dragging him to the Room of Requirement kicking and screaming.

But when the curse made its course and Simon went flying backwards, Nox's eyes went so wide he was pretty sure they were going to fall out of their sockets. "What the bloody motherfucking hell do you think you're doing!?" he bellowed, not one to resort to magic as quickly as the majority of the school and certainly not planning on stupefying the Head Boy into submission. It was rather unfortunate that now was the time Nox realized they should have planned this out better. "He's going to kill us both, I hope you know," he glared, truly irate over the entire situation because he'd never intended for Simon to actually get hurt. Or for them to destroy Ravenclaw property, for that matter.

"Shit..." he mumbled as he followed after Wes and Simon's floating ... well, he might as well call him a corpse, he practically seemed dead, towards the Room of Requirement. Once the entrance to the room appeared after following the usual procedure and they entered the room, he scratched nervously at the back of his head, looking over at the still-conscious male. Nox was clearly panicked over the ordeal; he'd never done anything to damage Simon before and he was terrified of having the Head Boy angry with him. "Seriously, you couldn't just use Petrificus totalus or something?"

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wassupwes
2009-02-27 04:19 pm UTC (link)

"Yeah... I know. We're probably dead men," Wes admitted, "I was gonna use that but you can break it if you try hard enough, and I figured once we cursed him he'd prooobably be mad enough to break it.."
He glanced around the room, pretty satisfied with that they'd been presented with. The room never failed to impress. It'd supplied the three of them with beanbags aplenty, a warm fire, several bowls of Bertie Bott's Beans and a couple of bottles of Firewhiskey to boot! Wes hadn't thought about alcohol whilst wishing for the room, but apparently they needed it, and he wasn't going to argue. The room was all-wise in his opinion!

He gently lowered the unconscious Simon onto a beanbag, and grabbed himself and Nox a bottle of Firwhiskey, popping them open with his belt buckle (a trick he'd learnt from a Barmaid at the Leaky Cauldron). He pushed one bottle into Nox's hand before pulling a pre-rolled joint from behind his ear. He lit it with the tip of his wand and inhaled nice and deeply, holding it in his lungs. After handing the joint over to Nox and making sure he and Nox were not in punching, maiming or otherwise direct-attacking distance, he pointed his wand at Simon.
"Might wanna get ready to run..." Wes smirked, still having far too much fun torturing, well...torturing was a strong word...tormenting their Headboy, for his own good. He turned to Simon, cleared his throat and announced, "Rennervate!"

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