Eddie Kaspbrak (germhater) wrote in dunwichgame, @ 2024-03-02 13:07:00 |
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Entry tags: | green creek series: mark bennett, les miserables: enjolras, stephen king: eddie kaspbrak, ∙ plot: 014 from the deep |
tw: sexual humour
[Enjolras and Mark]
Enjolras, those pastries you made for us for Christmas were amazing. Is there any chance you could make cream-filled ones that are shaped like dicks and stick led birthday candles in them? Mark, how comfortable are you writing 'happy birthday to that massive dick' in a card?
Which is my very classy way of letting you know that Richie's birthday is coming up, March 7th. I figured he might not have told you. He's great at doing stuff for others, not always as great at doing stuff for himself.
The part about making dick-shaped pastries and the card were jokes. unless you want to, I think he'd like. I figure you're dating Richie, you've heard a dick joke or two.
Sorry if that was offensive.