Teen Wolf (*handwaves* this is not the rant you're looking for)
Drunken Stiles is the worst. At least when he was human Scott could just pass out and he didn’t have to listen to any of it.
There was no warm haze creeping over him when Stiles started this time – blah, blah Lydia – blah, blah Dad – blah, blah Finstock sucks – blah, blah my life sucks.
“Just...shut up man!” There was no going back, “You just keep complaining, using really long words, going too fast like you’re right when you’re wrong. You’re not a looser! I got turned into a werewolf and you’re still more badass than me so just shut up.”