Schitt's Creek - Alexis Rose Right Now
[i got nothing but crack. going with it! I blame Jocelyn.]
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Alexis stumbled into Café Tropical like a wounded thoroughbred in slightly scuffed Louboutins.
“OMG, Twy, I am having the most horrible day! I accepted this gig, and they couldn’t pay, but I thought it might be good exposure, you know, just a little hosting work for these adorable little curated boutique nouvellettini content snippets, I forgot what they were called – and I thought… a few hours, that’s fine, but…”
“Oh dear.” Twyla patted Alexis, who had unsubtly collapsed into her bosom. “Was it a 9-5?”
“Nine to five? TWYLA, THESE TRIALS ARE STILL HAPPENING! THEY ARE STILL POSTING RIGHT NOW!”