Black Sails (Jack Rackham)
It’s no secret that Jack Rackham enjoys his time on the crapper. It's a civilized thing, he thinks, to sit upon a pedestal rather than squatting in the sand, to have time to give his mind free rein and know he won't be disturbed, to be able to clean himself with papers instead of a rag or his shirt or - heaven forbid - his hand. Anne jokes that he goes in with two books and comes out with one. But when he has Woodes-Rogers' A Cruising Voyage Round the World for his papier toilette, Jack is happiest of all.