You're The Worst (Gretchen/Jimmy)
Gretchen comes in with a bottle of liquor in each hand. She hands Jimmy one and opens the other for herself. "Dude. We're in lockdown."
"I know! The moment I heard, I sent Edgar out for toilet paper."
"Why doesn't he just steal it from his doctor's office? They have the good stuff and he goes there every week."
"Excellent question. This spendthriftery is exactly why our economy's in a nosedive."
Gretchen squints. "Is that even a word?"
"It is now. You working from home today?"
"Hell no!" She raises her bottle and gestures toward Jimmy. "It's the endtimes!"