Teen Wolf. Yep. (no shame.)
`At the sight of the mighty golden orb billowing around Jason´s thrusting loins, Erik could not help but steal a furtive glance at his secret love, Miles, who stood, unshaken, by his side. He kept a clandestine hope close to his tortured heart that Miles would just once let his amber-colored eyes fall upon his, Erik´s, quivering manhood, since he could not be certain he would not be devoured by his own insatiable lust all too soon. An innocent victim to his unrequited yet explosive throes of passion…”
Stiles unceremoniously collapsed in a heaping pile of manic yet liberating giggles.