Parks & Rec - Donna, Tom, Ben (Quixotic & Rejuvenating)
“Seventy dollar t-shirt with the word ‘quixotic’ sequined on the front for some reason?”
“Treat yo’ self!” bellowed Donna.
“Rejuvenating face mask made of manuka honey, Irish moss and wallaby placenta?”
“Treat yo’ self!” Tom shouted happily back.
“Cashmere undies!”
“Peacock falsies!”
“Suede voice-activated suspenders! Suspenders: Drop pants!”
“Tent-sized ruffled merino poncho with sewn-in wine glass holder!”
“TREAT. YO. SELF!”
Tom and Donna twirled, sweeping the path clear of other shoppers with their twenty-eight bags. Ben trudged behind them, clutching his limited edition King’s Landing replica and looking shifty.
It was, without a doubt, the best day of the year.