In Other Lands - Elliot & Woodsinger
“Commander! Commander, have you SEEN who’s just arrived?”
Commander Woodsinger looked thoroughly unimpressed at having her office invaded, and much too apathetic considering the situation. “Yes, as a matter of fact I do know the centaurs are here, since they sent me word weeks ago… Stand down, Schafer, you are not going to meet them!”
“What? Why? Because I don’t speak their language?”
“No, because they’re somewhat, uh, sexually promiscuous, and…”
“Oooh, so maybe I do speak their language.”
“…and are apparently naturally inclined towards redheads...”