Parks & Recreation (Ron, Chris)
“What,” said Ron, through gritted teeth, “the hell. Is that.”
Chris’s beaming smile turned up the wattage by a factor not conducive to keeping his carbon footprint small. “I brought you lunch! That new place on the corner has literally the most delightful menu that I have ever experienced in my life! This is a deconstructed quorn, red beets and couscous panini with artisanal probiotic hot sauce, served in a mason jar, a dust pan, and an old shoe, respectively, garnished with organic-“
“APRIL. Remove him from my office and burn this food. Maybe burn him too, I don’t care.”