Teen Wolf
Why had he agreed to come to IKEA with them? 8 hours of shopping, looking for pots, pillows and fucking CURTAINS? OH MY GOD now they were looking at plants. Stiles was about to die. Seriously, he’d rather watch Derek brood and growl than spend another 5 minutes with Scott and Allison in this hell.
What could he do to escape? Stiles needed to find something evil here (apart from FÅGLAVIK that looked like a butt plug gone wrong…) and eventually yelled “VAMPIRE!” Scott sniffed, frowned and kept listening to Allison talking about the colour of the tongs.