Stargate Atlantis (Gen, Sheppard/McKay) [woohoo - double drabble!]
Sheppard hadn’t been seen in days. Only one person was allowed in or out of his room during the crisis and it irked Rodney that he wasn’t that one.
“How is Colonel Childish today?” Asked Rodney when Teyla joined the meeting.
Teyla sat down with her usual grace, “He remains greatly distressed.”
Rodney was the only one looking at anyone else, which meant he was the only one to notice that. While his colleagues felt uncomfortable at the mysterious outbreak of bad hair (really, really bad hair) Rpdney was loving it. All of them brought to their confident, beautiful knees.
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Zelenka had found the cause of the bad hair breakout a day ago but he was enjoying the situation almost as much as Rodney was. Those who knew and didn’t agree had been persuaded into silence by Rodney’s management skills.
Rodney wouldn’t allow the problem to be resolved until he’d seen Sheppard.
In a fit of desperation Rodney knocked on Sheppard’s door and demanded he break his isolation.
“No! I won’t destroy your image of me.”
Rodney sighed, “Once you undress you could have a rainbow Mohawk for all I care.”