Community (Jeff & Dean Pelton)
There’s something off at Greendale Community College. Everybody notices. Things are… flatter. Sadder.
It falls to the Dean to expose the horrid truth.
“OMG Jeffrey, your hair is not gelled. It is not sculpted, either! In fact, it appears to contain no product at all!”
Jeff blanches. “I… I can explain!”
“I can forgive a lot, Jeffrey, and you know how much I enjoy your carefully cultivated streak of rakish callousness, but this is too much. You have a responsibility to this school! GO HOME AND STYLE YOUR HAIR. FORTHWITH!”
Jeff nods and runs, holding his books over his head.