Re: Sam A/Lin A
[Immediately, of course.] You asshole, get back here. I thought you said everything was cool, you fucking l Unless by 'I don't want to fucking talk about it,' you mean 'I don't really want to talk at all to you, Lin,' which is legit, but, you know, a different thing. Like, the preposition is wrong and also the object of the preposition is a bit off. Because I am a he, not an it.
[A pause.] Girl, they asked us to come because you were unconscious and couldn't ID yourself. (Weird, right?) I get that our reactions scared you or worried you or made you feel bad, but they were valid, yeah? We're allowed to not be calm, even if it's uncomfortable. Everyone was freaked out and that's not your fault. And even if everything is cool, you should really be proud of Daniel and Neil for not killing each other. It was a pretty fucking close thing, though. But, hey, they made it like, ten minutes. I'm giving them both printouts of George Clooney's face.