Re: Norman O/Gwen S
I know recent events have made me less [...] appealing as a potential employee, but I'm leaving for Stanford in a month, and they have the best genetics program in the country. I tested out of most of my survey classes, and most of my summer college credits transfer, and they're honoring my three Oscorp internships for my internship work. It means I'll graduate with a dual Masters in four years, and I would like to come back and work for you then. I know my reputation would make that a problem at present, but four years is a long time, and I'm hoping that memory will fade. In return for a competitive offer and the security of a job at graduation, I'll credit my graduate thesis to Oscorp, and you can have proprietary ownership of the academic contents. I promise, Mr. Osborn, you won't be sorry. And if I suck, you can totally fire me.