Aubrey Rois & Briar Rose (pricked) wrote in doors,
I will transcribe the top comment because I am a good friend
"one would be to create a really small black hole in front of your penis with the exit right behind your butt. problem is, once you thrust your penis into the entry, your butt will move aside from the exit, thus making it impossible for the penis to reach the butthole. The only solution I see is to create some sort of delay, only a couple of seconds, to allow the penis to enter the butthole before extracting it.
But that sounds complicated, not to mention we don't even know how a black hole works.
So what are some good, easy methods of fucking yourself in the butt?"