By 'pretty fuckin obvious', do you mean a truth you hold to be self-evident that has no actual basis in linear reality? Because I will have you know that I can pull off all vests, puffy, orange, or otherwise.
(Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Bitch.)
Let's do both. Tomorrow is clearly going to be a whirlwind of activity for me what with all these entertainment suggestions I'm getting, but tonight I had no real plans to get off your couch. If that's okay with you.