Gabe / "Max"
[The phone rings several times before it picks up, fumbling staticky sounds on the other end of the line. Muffled yelling:]
--do you pick it up? No, it's just blinking at me and ringing and vibrating! [Pause.] Just because I have it doesn't mean I like it or know how to use it. I still have my old phone! [Another pause, then softer, clearer.] Oh, it's... Hello?