Why would (supposing freedom of will, no uniform required, nothing in any contractual clause demanding you should) you (collective statement, applicable to the aforementioned theater kids notably wearing Cats shirts, generic allowing for inclusion of self) wear (pretty fucking obvious, don't you think?) wear (equally obvious) that (not the cat itself but something indicative of the cat, a memento of a fur-glutton sat on a stage like some kind of creepy stuffed animal)?