Re: call: eddie/steph
I am not easily wooed. Besides, her ass is too big for the Riddlermobile. If I can't go driving with my fine woman, what is even the point?
[Lowly. Like he's telling a campfire story.] It's like the theory that everything that happened in our comics was just a revenge fantasy of a dying millionaire boy. OOoooooh. [Dramatic pause, then proudly.] I was karaoke champion of Gotham for eight consecutive years. And, two of those years I was still in Arkham.