"But he's crazy!" I tell them. "No Spidey, he's a perfectly nice sunbeam here, you are mistaken." "Oh, well," I say, "If he's a sunbeam, then I must leave him alone to be a nutbar, since it is the law."
I'm sending in the cavalry, by which I mean the other guy, Norman, or 'Norman Osborn Guy' since we're all going through proxies today. He may not be as friendly as me, but he's just as Spider-y, so I figure that'll satisfy your Spider Fetish just fine.