This has got to be the best present in the world! I don't even care that I'm...what am I saying? I'M A HOBBIT! AND I'M SAMWISE GAMGEE! I don't think it could get any better than this, really! It's every writer's dream, to be pulled into a world so vast and so wonderful as Middle Earth.
...Walking around barefoot has taken some getting used to. And these hobbit feet aren't exactly fantastic. But EXCUSE ME. I...could possibly meet Gandalf!!!