Re: Text: Sam/Lin
Long story - and look, I have ten fingers, missy, and the world's smallest screen, so you can excuse yourself and your rudeness right now. I am so much better than your mom.
Obviously, I said yes, because, again, world's absolutely biggest fucking idiot. And then he called me a liar, which was either a very calculated or very stupid move on his part. I'm sure you can guess what happened next --- and then he pushed me onto the floor and told me to go.
Oh, shit, that reminds me. I left the DVD with him.